A young lass with a beautiful bum
had it bared, and was laid on her tum.
White turned to red
as she cried and she said
I believe the rump is overdone.
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A white-haired old lady from Cotton
said "But doctor I'm just feeling rotten
you see I have this itch
and my hiney gets a twitch
when I think of a hand slapping my bottom!"
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A naughty young lass from Crossgates
had a five bar gate on her nates
When asked how she got 'em
she said it was rotten,
It's that cane that everyone hates.
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A teacher from Ecclefechan
Told a girl "If I can then you can"
She was tawsed twice a night
Until she knew right
And now she's valedictorian!
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A young madam from Inverary
whose buttocks were awfully hairy
abandoned the wax
and took fifty smacks
So now her bare bum is all glarey
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There once was a jolly old elf
who some had nicknamed "Himself"
He spanked if he could
Across his lap if you would
nice turned to naughty every month on the twelfth.
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There once was a lonely old codger
who said to himself "Now Roger!
Pete may be snoozin'
but my hand can still bruise 'em
gonna find me a spanko in Dodger"
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There was an old man from Dumfries
who spanked his compliant young niece
Till his wife cottoned on
bought a cane from a Dom
and gave them both fifty apiece!
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On the far off Mull of Kintyre
A young lassie aroused the laird's ire
"Bend over" he said
"Across that big bed,
so I can set your backside on fire."
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A minx from Midlothian
Mislaid her underclothian
Her bottom was bare
Waving around in the air
When spanked across a trapezium
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And then Dave piped up with:
There was a young lady called Bank,
Who always enjoyed a good wank,
She tickled her front,
Then fingered her cunt,
But was caught and given a spank.
There’s a girl called Penelope Lane,
Who had secretly fancied the cane,
She got it one day,
The traditional way,
Begging, ‘beat me again and again!’
There was a young lady called Greene,
Who invented a caning machine,
On the 24 th stroke,
The counter control broke,
And reset to stroke seventeen.
There was a 6 th former named Max,
Who asked Ava Frasch for the whacks,
His posterior pain,
Made his prick hard again,
So she gave him the crop on the knacks.
There was a young nudist called Pip,
Who always enjoyed a good strip,
Said his wife (name of Joy),
You are SUCH a bad boy,’
then caned him and gave him the whip
There was a young teacher called Dix,
Who loved lots of spunk up her knicks,
She teased twenty men,
Again and again,
As teasing makes really full pricks.
There was a young lady from Haiti,
Who was afraid that her tits were too weighty,
She bought a punishment box,
For the insertion of cocks,
And went on spunking men till age eighty.
There was once a 6th former named Dave,
Who so wanted to be a sex slave,
He was kidnapped one day,
Travelling far, far away,
Thinking, ‘now I will get what I crave’.
Screwing Brenda the boys were so keen,
Alas she was wicked and mean,
She gave them their fuck,
Saying, ‘you’re out of luck,’
Locking them in the balls guillotine.
At St Stricktlands School once every year,
There’s a contest to choose the best rear,
The winner bends down,
In lieu of a crown,
And is then giv’n a caning severe.
A man from times past with a daughter,
A wanking herself he once caught 'er,
He spanked more and more,
Her bum was so sore,
She sat in a bucket of water.
